Killing a Turkey

My bourgeoisie neighbors bought a turkey three days ago; a fully grown turkey with a beard and a mortgage. I don’t know why they did it but my guess is, the man finally clocked 40 and is having a dire case midlife crisis. So on the eve of his 40th birthday, he turned to his […]

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Imagine This

For the longest time, all you can remember are thuds from the next room. Thuds that were accentuated by vehement screams and groans. If not the screams and bangs, then it’s profanities and insults being hurled in the air through the night. In the morning, they continue to hang in the air like a bad […]

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How I Met Your Mother: Conclusion

I hate hospitals. Always have. Everything about it reeks of despair and apathy. They spun that post-apocalyptic miasma. Machines are always beeping. The air smells like antibiotics and disease. And to top it all off, it’s silent. Once in a while is when you’ll hear a soul leaving the premise, life being whisked away like […]

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