My next door neighbour recently asked me when I’d hang my boots, that is, wave goodbye to the game and perhaps consider settling down with a beautiful bird I love, as over the years, he’s met a number of birds coming and going into my house and life. The question struck me deeply, but having […]

Wantam!
I find the scent of my balls to be exhilarating. After the first swipe-and-sniff, I’m usually hooked, and I find myself instinctively swiping the hairy set again, bringing the fingers to the nostrils, and taking a deep inhalation into the depths of the diaphragm, repeatedly until I’ve had enough. It’s a scent so visceral and […]

The Bear
It was brought to my wandering attention by fellow internet users that a new show was out and catching the adoration of cinephiles and non-cinephiles worldwide. The show goes by ‘The Bear,’ and the internet fellas pointed out that it was unique and even superb in the cinematography, plot, and acting departments. Obviously, I ignored […]

Unraveling Mad Men
For the most part, I live a simple life. I immensely enjoy life’s minutiae offerings: a well-cooked steaming plate of Chapo-beans with no less than three chapatis, a cold stout Guinness, sleeping for eight hours, sleeping au naturel, swirling my balls absentmindedly and sniffing the fingertips, partaking Mary J (not Blige), flirting, and the occasional […]