Why I have Trust Issues

Instagram Meet ‘miss_thick_dee,’ a young 20-year-old girl with hips and ass as big as her forehead. Of course, that’s not the name her mother gave her. ‘Miss’ came from the strong independent woman that has a disdain for less-than-rich guys. Thick is open for interpretation really.

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How I Met Your Mother: Conclusion

I hate hospitals. Always have. Everything about it reeks of despair and apathy. They spun that post-apocalyptic miasma. Machines are always beeping. The air smells like antibiotics and disease. And to top it all off, it’s silent. Once in a while is when you’ll hear a soul leaving the premise, life being whisked away like […]

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Pecks and Kisses

Life isn’t getting any easier, not with a blog people didn’t expect. You see, on first look, I may come off as a dumb, impatient poker-faced chap that doesn’t talk anything else apart from hip hop or ass, in that order. It’s that superficial part I show to people before I get to know them […]

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Drowning

This week I was going to tell you about a girl. A young girl -about seven years- I met when I took my friends swimming. I was going to tell you the conversation we had, how she intrigued me. How confident and loquacious I thought she was because at her age, I was a shy […]

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Smelly T-shirts

There’s nothing as refreshing as leaving the digs at 7am and watching as the world sets off for the day. It’s beautiful at that time; the orange sunlight, the cool breeze and the assortment of people you meet at that time, from Mama Mboga opening her joint to a secretary in a short skirt who […]

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