Instagram Meet ‘miss_thick_dee,’ a young 20-year-old girl with hips and ass as big as her forehead. Of course, that’s not the name her mother gave her. ‘Miss’ came from the strong independent woman that has a disdain for less-than-rich guys. Thick is open for interpretation really.
Category: Old Blog
This is when we were in a bedsit, before we moved on to this two-bedroom here.
How I Met Your Mother: Conclusion
I hate hospitals. Always have. Everything about it reeks of despair and apathy. They spun that post-apocalyptic miasma. Machines are always beeping. The air smells like antibiotics and disease. And to top it all off, it’s silent. Once in a while is when you’ll hear a soul leaving the premise, life being whisked away like […]
How I Met Your Mother (Part II): Cherry Popping
In my life-long study of guys, I have realized that’s there are only two approaches when we want to impress a pretty bird. But it all depends on your looks. First, there are the cool guys. The ones that shave their head bald and leave a side burn that trickles down from the side of […]
How I Met Your Mother (Part I): Meeting Her
Year is 2014. I was lucky enough to escape Matiangi’s wrath. Did my last paper, Physics Paper 3 and finished it half an hour earlier. Of course it was the excitement that caused this. That hysterical excitement that builds up over the fourth year and bursts out when you’re about to clear high school. Ready […]
Pecks and Kisses
Life isn’t getting any easier, not with a blog people didn’t expect. You see, on first look, I may come off as a dumb, impatient poker-faced chap that doesn’t talk anything else apart from hip hop or ass, in that order. It’s that superficial part I show to people before I get to know them […]