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This song is about a woman who’s bothering Tom (

This song is about a woman who’s bothering Tom (Odell) with that damn question, “What are we?” And for some reason, they ask this during post-coital pillow talk sessions.

Tom is having none of it. She’s telling her what we all tell our women when we find ourselves in this situation. Does it matter really? Things are good. We’re happy. So why should we ruin this lovely moment with such tough questions? The truth is that I want you right now. And now is all that matters, donge gentlemen?
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This is no paid partnership with anybody. I haven’t got the numbers (and consistency) for that yet. .

You see what happened was, as I was entering the club, I met guys doing promo for this beer. They said it’s the best beer they’ve ever tasted in their life, but of course that was horseshit they’d been paid to say. I softened up when they gave me a free shot (you know a Kenyan and free shit). .

Anyway, I liked the beer and they liked me because I can be likeable sometimes. I even promised them I’d buy the beer once I got in but they didn’t believe me. So I told my plus one to take this photo so I could show them once I got out. Only problem is, when I left it was morning and all I wanted was a bed to lay my marinated head on.

I have new neighbour and I suspect they have a gor

I have new neighbour and I suspect they have a gorgeous daughter. My bedroom window and hers overlook each other. If this was a G-rated Hollywood blockbuster movie, this would be the beginning of an imperfectly perfect love story.

Boy meets new pretty neighbour. She says she’s Tess, he says he’s Simon. Boy and girl start playing together. Boy playfully kisses girl. Girl blushes. They grow up. She leaves for Guadalahara to study Zoology... Catch the whole thing on the blog.
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1. You see that small blue dot, that’s Earth fou

1. You see that small blue dot, that’s Earth four billion kilometers away. The photo was taken by Voyager One Satellite which is now 18 billion kms away from Earth. But that’s beside the point.
When you think about the universe and what it means for you and me, you realize just how small and insignifant you are. You are an ant in the universe’s filthiest gutter: Earth. And when you get deeper into it, you realize there’s really no difference between you and an ant. Only size. Because like an ant, your stuck in a life long routine. Hustle. Reap. Save. Repeat. .

It’s all extraordinary really, that in a floating blue dot lies your entire existence. Everyone you’ve ever known, your favorite artists, shows, the Kardashians, Hitler, Stevo Simpleboy, Corona virus, Jesus, all the problems that keep you at night and all your pain and joy - they’re all in that little dot.

But there’s beauty in this epiphany. You realize that there’s an endless world, both here and beyond, that will continue to exist long after you’re gone. You realize that you’re all that should matter to you - your self and happiness. You realize that you’re only here for some time. And you have to make the best out of it. Otherwise, you’ll have failed yourself and your maker. So take one day at a time, make the best out of every day and be grateful. .

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